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"It makes a loud grinding sound whenever I merge onto the highway."

Mechanics price list.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

"Knowledge comes by taking things apart. Wisdom comes by putting things together."

"It's funny how Grace loves reading and Baldo loves cars."

Biker At Museum

"Usually when someone claims they've installed the latest technology, it means more than just power windows."

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Baldo's Setting It Straight Guide - Tip No. 4 Don't assume what I do for fun.

"When you're an adult, you get the coolest clothes...your own set of killer wheels...and a huge, awesome crib!"

Discussed on Car Talk

The docs just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance on the battery.

'But I thought your ad for a tune-up meant ...'

'Hey, pal -- We don't talk about the 'Car Guys' around here, okay?'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Drool Marks

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"What old school? This is my life."

Sport Utility Boot.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'God's speed.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Smile

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

Idle parts

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'