Gear Head Guru T-Shirts

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Drool Marks

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Sport Utility Boot.

Touring Cyclist

"What old school? This is my life."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

'God's speed.'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Smile

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Idle parts

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Car Dentistry.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Biker At Museum

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'