Gear Head Guru T-Shirts

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Drool Marks

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Touring Cyclist

"What old school? This is my life."

Sport Utility Boot.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'God's speed.'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Smile

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Idle parts

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Car Dentistry.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Biker At Museum

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'