Audio Gearhead T-Shirts

'You put a round thing on a spinning plate with a needle and then you play with buttons and knobs...only old people know how to do it.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Drool Marks

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"What old school? This is my life."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'God's speed.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Idle parts

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Smile

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Car Dentistry.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Biker At Museum

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...