Gear Expert Gifts

"I think my front wheels are out of alignment."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Sport Utility Boot.

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Biker At Museum

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"It's called being preemptive."

"Forgotten anything?"

He did love tinkering on his cars.

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

Man checks the gears in his chest.

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

The herd of hearing.

Economic order in Cuba

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."