Gear Lover Gifts

The New Car

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Sport Utility Boot.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .