Gear Fanatic Gifts

"It's called being preemptive."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Sport Utility Boot.

Useless add-ons.

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Dawing your Cellphone

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Bicycle sat nav.

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

The secret lives of household things.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

'These new metal detectors are great!'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."