Gear Gadget Lover Gifts

'I never know whether I should buy good goggles that I'll lose after five jumps or cheap ones that'll scratch after two.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Nerd tryouts.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Dawing your Cellphone

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Bicycle sat nav.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'E-books?'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."