Gear Expert T-Shirts

"I think my front wheels are out of alignment."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Sport Utility Boot.

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Biker At Museum

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"It's called being preemptive."

"Forgotten anything?"

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Man checks the gears in his chest.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

The herd of hearing.

"While I'm at it, is there anything I can order YOU from L. L. Bean?"

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

Economic order in Cuba