Gavel Gazer Mugs

"We're right behind you Liz!"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Now that's an afro!'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

God Sneezes Out Creation

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Emergency exit into Space

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"So what do you do for a living?"

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'After counsel said, 'You did it', the defendant said, 'Did not', followed by a, 'Did too'. . .'

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...