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The Universe Before the Big Bang (Actual Size).

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

'Listen people, we have to get our measurements right!! This IS rocket science!!'

'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'

Sequence of a spaceman waking up and getting ready to go into space.

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

'Watch this space.'

'A black hole, it's what I've always wanted.'

"We matter!"

The Milky Way (Detail)

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"You'll have to excuse him. He's a gassy planet."

'Will work for dehydrated food.'

Before becoming an astronomer, James worked in the fashion industry.

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The dark side of the Moon

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Cosmic Weekly - New Galaxy Discovered! Alf Centauri.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens...'

'I've heard of space heaters, but I've never seen one before.'

Emergency exit into Space

'You didn't see it, I didn't see it - OK??'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Annoyed planet.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Wow - you should've been out there! That meteor shower was spectacular!!"

Astronomy evolution

Milky Way License Plate

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

"It took a few days to get used to the new Gmail - I guess we'll get used to this."

The Big Bang

"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."

"Makes you feel more significant than everyone else, doesn't it?"