Galaxy Gazer Pillows

The Universe Before the Big Bang (Actual Size).

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

'Listen people, we have to get our measurements right!! This IS rocket science!!'

'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'

Sequence of a spaceman waking up and getting ready to go into space.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

'A black hole, it's what I've always wanted.'

'Watch this space.'

"We matter!"

Annoyed planet.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"You'll have to excuse him. He's a gassy planet."

'Will work for dehydrated food.'

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens...'

The dark side of the Moon

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Astronomy evolution

The Milky Way (Detail)

"But I just don't understand how you could lock the keys inside the landing vehicle."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Before becoming an astronomer, James worked in the fashion industry.

Cosmic Weekly - New Galaxy Discovered! Alf Centauri.

Emergency exit into Space

"Wow - you should've been out there! That meteor shower was spectacular!!"

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'You didn't see it, I didn't see it - OK??'

'I've heard of space heaters, but I've never seen one before.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"Unfortunately, they keep their shades drawn in that particular galaxy."

No, making the universe curved is not fudging infinity!

He's very defensive about his personal space.

Standings: Milky Way Conference