Planet Gazer Pillows

Best before.

'I can't see a thing. the poisonous gases are covering Uranus.'

The end of the solar system

These planets of mine are so competitive! They each claim to be the best. Jupiter boasts about being more massive than all others combined. With his flashy "ice" jewelry, Saturn thinks he has the most style. And Mercury says he's the most politically powerful because he's "in the inner circle." Pluto seems aloof --- Is he still sulking about being demoted from a planet? No, he was like that before --- He's always been pretty distant.

"Good game."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Reach for the Star.

'T.M.I.F.'

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Where Indian ink came from.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

The star hunters

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."