Planet Gazer T-Shirts

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The end of the solar system

"Good game."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Reach for the Star.

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

God Sneezes Out Creation

Where Indian ink came from.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Man showing in the rain.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I blame global warming!'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

The star hunters

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Well, that one got away."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"