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"My question is: Are we making an impact?"

"Burnout"

Small steps...

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

'Harvest moon'

'Amateur!'

'Do you want to try that again?'

Neil Armstrong, first man on the moon, dies.

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'On the other hand, Mr. Gersten, we did warn you of the drug's unusual side effects during a full moon.'

"Couldn't he have mentioned this earlier?"

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"I guess it's no big deal anymore."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Moonrise, East Dudley, Rhode Island, July 1988

Full Moon

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"I understand she's been training in China.''

"It doesn't always mean something. Sometimes it's just howling."

The mani pedi in the moon

"It doesn't bother me because I don't let it bother me."

"Mirror selfie!"

"Oh my, lunar breakfast time already, Bitsy?"

"Ultra-pasteurized."

"Another nightmare?"

"Hey guys, Bob's stuck at home, but he told me to tell you, 'Owooooo owoooo.'"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"I told you when that flew over it wasn't a weather balloon!"

"You go ahead — I *hate* public speaking."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I get the feeling she's keeping an eye on us."

"Clearly, the moon is in the seventh house."

"I understand at one time the Earth wasn't at all like the Moon."