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"My question is: Are we making an impact?"

"Burnout"

'Your father should have stayed working nights.'

Small steps...

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

'Why can't I do that?' 'You will...some day...maybe...when pigs fly.'

Neil Armstrong, first man on the moon, dies.

'On the other hand, Mr. Gersten, we did warn you of the drug's unusual side effects during a full moon.'

'Amateur!'

'Harvest moon'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'Do you want to try that again?'

"Couldn't he have mentioned this earlier?"

"Clearly, the moon is in the seventh house."

"I get the feeling she's keeping an eye on us."

After fighting off pessimism his entire life, Lance Fusco finally managed to see the glass as half full. However, he realized he saw the moon as half empty.

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?

It's for looking at the other side of the moon.

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

Do you mind if we just stay in tonight?

"Hey guys, Bob's stuck at home, but he told me to tell you, 'Owooooo owoooo.'"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I told you when that flew over it wasn't a weather balloon!"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Another nightmare?"

The dark side of the moon

"It doesn't bother me because I don't let it bother me."

The mani pedi in the moon

"It doesn't always mean something. Sometimes it's just howling."

"I understand she's been training in China.''

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

Moonrise, East Dudley, Rhode Island, July 1988

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."