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"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

"Must have cost him a fortune!"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Head over Hooves

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Well, that one got away."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'I'll take it!'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Parking meter on the moon.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

"Burnout"