Moon Jumper T-Shirts

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'I've always wanted to equal your feat of jumping over the moon, so I've signed up to be an astronaut for the Mars program.'

"Looks like the cow that didn't quite make it over the moon!"

"According to my calculations Mum, you would have your best chance of jumping over the Moon if you started from the top of Mount Everest..."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Well, that one got away."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Water is discovered on the moon....

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Moon: Made in China

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Parking meter on the moon.

"Burnout"

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

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