Moon Explorer T-Shirts

"Now all I need is someone to invent the optics!"

'Not only will I fly, I will fly to the Moon!'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Branson space shot

Moon Cave

"Oh Gary, I wish you could see this."

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

'Get down here right now, Scott! You can't back out now!'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

Vacation on the Moon.

'Now, let me explain to you exactly why your GPS isn't working.'

Moon: Made in China

"Welcome to the darkroom of the moon!"

First Contact

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

You Are Here

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Captain in a storm

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'But what is the universe for?'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

God Sneezes Out Creation

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .