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"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Hi, Mom!'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

ET Mishap

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

How am I abducting?

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Water is discovered on the moon....

There is No Planet C

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Parking meter on the moon.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"