Moon Mission Lover T-Shirts

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

High-gravity baseball

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Water is discovered on the moon....

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Dog Howling the Moon way

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Sun and the Moon step out.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Cleaning up space junk.

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'If we can put a man on the moon, why can't it be him?'

"Hello job security."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'