Moon Wanderer T-Shirts

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Head over Hooves

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Parking meter on the moon.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Questions

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Save our Planet.

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

Climbing to the moon...

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Astronaut

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

"So what do you do for a living?"

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.