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"Really?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Swinging on a star.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Moon: Made in China

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

A dream of consequence

First Contact

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"It's only the wind."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

Moon Cave

Cats out late.

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

A workaholic's dream.

Inbox and outbox for books

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

Eyes on the Forest Floor

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

"I don't think I'll go in today. I just dreamed a whole day's work, including lunch."

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

Dreaming about work is not necessarily bad...unless it always occurs at work.

Vacation on the Moon.

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!