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"Really?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Swinging on a star.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Moon: Made in China

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

A dream of consequence

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

First Contact

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Cats out late.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"It's only the wind."

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

A workaholic's dream.

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

Moon Cave

Inbox and outbox for books

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

Eyes on the Forest Floor

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

"I don't think I'll go in today. I just dreamed a whole day's work, including lunch."

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

Dreaming about work is not necessarily bad...unless it always occurs at work.

'OK, Connor. Tell me about this big, scary monster that you feel is under your bed at night.'