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"He'd been drunk,he'd been walking past the zoo...there had been something else, but damn he couldn't remember."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Deer Season Open.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

Vacation Bus Photo

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'This is you, enlarged.'

"But his vulnerability is what I like about him."

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

Jungle

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."

Desert Roundabout

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Airport

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"It's only the wind."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"Have you decided where to travel?"

'Whatever we're hunting, I suggest we stop!'