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"He'd been drunk,he'd been walking past the zoo...there had been something else, but damn he couldn't remember."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'This is you, enlarged.'

Vacation Bus Photo

"But his vulnerability is what I like about him."

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

Jungle

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."

Desert Roundabout

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"Have you decided where to travel?"

Airport

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"It's only the wind."

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

'Whatever we're hunting, I suggest we stop!'

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."