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Every single man's nightmare after a big night out.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Tommy!"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

Bus Stop

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Flights suspended snowstorm

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

"Your 2 am is here."

Trading Places.

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

"Still snowing upstate?"

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

'Did you let go of the wrong piece again?'

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

The corner that Spring's around

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.