Stag Night Survivor T-Shirts

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'Don't you think you've had enough?'

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

Men. Women. Party Poopers.

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

Monday morning is nigh.

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Your 2 am is here."

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

Parent/Teacher conjugation

"Sorry - you're just not my type...!"

Dutch Courage

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

'Don't use that arm... for a day or two!'

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

Sniffogram: 'Aww, YOU Guys!!'

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

'What time do we have to wake her up in the mornings?'

Ten pin bowling.

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

'It's a beautiful pocket protector, however, I would have preferred a corsage.'

'That was a lot of fun, guys. I better get back to my wedding before I get in any more trouble.'

"Next time you drink to forget, could you at least remember to pay your bar bill!"

Toddler in the bed: a journey