Prom Night Survivor T-Shirts

'It's a beautiful pocket protector, however, I would have preferred a corsage.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Blue Dress and Feather

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Malcolm Sargent

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

Parent/Teacher conjugation

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'Let me just run through the offside rule.'

High School Prom Expenses

"Sorry - you're just not my type...!"

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

Rapunzel on prom night.

Prom 2020

"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

Waltz Crossing.