Prom Night Nostalgist T-Shirts

'Remember this? Mr. Funny Guy ruins our prom picture!!'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Blue Dress and Feather

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Malcolm Sargent

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

Courtney Love

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

Pop in the 3rd movie. I used to like Kevin Costner. Brew the 5th pot of coffee. Fair trade: sleep for caffeine. Take turns as sentry. Do not ring. Do not ring. Do not ring

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

Summer Proms - then, now.

'Well, we agree on one thing -- I wish you'd married Doris Day, too!'

Future Nostalgia

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

Prom 2020

Waltz Crossing.

How do you like my prom dress? What there is of it looks nice. It was Nana's Her dad let her wear it. And that was in the dark ages! Besides. I'm looking for a shawl or jacket. I've got just the one! See? Much better!

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

"Can we get you another soda, Johnny?"

Times Change in Camden Town

A limo?! I thought this was a green prom. Chill! It's mass transit.

"Let me tell you 'bout the time me an' Vinny got in a ruck with some punk rockers down the King's Road..."

'It's a beautiful pocket protector, however, I would have preferred a corsage.'

'Debbie?! Debbie Hollingsworth? Winslow High Prom Queen of 1972?...'

Wild West Prom Night