Prom Night Nostalgist T-Shirts

'Remember this? Mr. Funny Guy ruins our prom picture!!'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Blue Dress and Feather

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Malcolm Sargent

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

Courtney Love

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

'Well, we agree on one thing -- I wish you'd married Doris Day, too!'

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

Prom 2020

Waltz Crossing.

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

"Can we get you another soda, Johnny?"

'It's a beautiful pocket protector, however, I would have preferred a corsage.'

Times Change in Camden Town

Wild West Prom Night