Prom Goer T-Shirts

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Demure lady with gloves

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Blue Dress and Feather

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Toast at the Ball

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Malcolm Sargent

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

Radiant, yet flammable.

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

High School Prom Expenses

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."