Promgoer T-Shirts

Do you want to go to the dance with me? Wow! I really would like to but it's too late. You have plans? No. So there isn't a problem. My parents are going to chaperone. I see the problem.

Demure lady with gloves

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Toast at the Ball

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Elegant woman in backless dress.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Radiant, yet flammable.

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

Summer Proms - then, now.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

"Narrative play is dead."

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

The Supreme Court and the March of Progress

Rapunzel on prom night.