Promgoer Pillows

Demure lady with gloves

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Toast at the Ball

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Elegant woman in backless dress.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Radiant, yet flammable.

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

"Narrative play is dead."

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

Rapunzel on prom night.

"So much for that publicity stunt."