Proms Pillows

Rapunzel on prom night.

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

Wild West Prom Night

'There's nothing I hate more than a prejudiced Ferret.'

Demure lady with gloves

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Blue Dress and Feather

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Toast at the Ball

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Malcolm Sargent

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

Radiant, yet flammable.

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Rule Britannia!

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

High School Prom Expenses

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

Prom 2020

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'