Prom Queen Pillows

Rapunzel on prom night.

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

'She's in here, toasting her date.'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

High School Prom Expenses

Demure lady with gloves

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Blue Dress and Feather

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Toast at the Ball

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Malcolm Sargent

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Elegant woman in backless dress.

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Being Pampered.

Radiant, yet flammable.

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I've been out of the office since I got fired."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

Prom 2020

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

Shall I goeth to the Prom. Hey nonny nonny...'

Waltz Crossing.