Prom Night Pillows

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

Wild West Prom Night

'...I'm glad you're excited about taking her out tonight - but for Pete's sakes stop foaming at the mouth!'

Waltz Crossing.

Let's make this prom memorable!

Blue Dress and Feather

Demure lady with gloves

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Toast at the Ball

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Malcolm Sargent

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

'In the corporate world, I'm a survivor.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

Radiant, yet flammable.

"I'm afraid you're not quite the sort of duck-headed man we're looking for."

'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'

'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."