Going To Prom Pillows

'It's a beautiful pocket protector, however, I would have preferred a corsage.'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Blue Dress and Feather

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Malcolm Sargent

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

High School Prom Expenses

Rapunzel on prom night.

Waltz Crossing.

Shall I goeth to the Prom. Hey nonny nonny...'

'Remember this? Mr. Funny Guy ruins our prom picture!!'

Wild West Prom Night

'...I'm glad you're excited about taking her out tonight - but for Pete's sakes stop foaming at the mouth!'

Two Children Talking.

'I'd hope she'd change before the prom.'

'There's nothing I hate more than a prejudiced Ferret.'