Going To Prom Prints

'It's a beautiful pocket protector, however, I would have preferred a corsage.'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Blue Dress and Feather

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

All dressed up and no place to go

Malcolm Sargent

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

Pop in the 3rd movie. I used to like Kevin Costner. Brew the 5th pot of coffee. Fair trade: sleep for caffeine. Take turns as sentry. Do not ring. Do not ring. Do not ring

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

Summer Proms - then, now.

High School Prom Expenses

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

Rapunzel on prom night.

How do you like my prom dress? What there is of it looks nice. It was Nana's Her dad let her wear it. And that was in the dark ages! Besides. I'm looking for a shawl or jacket. I've got just the one! See? Much better!

Waltz Crossing.

Shall I goeth to the Prom. Hey nonny nonny...'

A limo?! I thought this was a green prom. Chill! It's mass transit.

'Remember this? Mr. Funny Guy ruins our prom picture!!'

'...I'm glad you're excited about taking her out tonight - but for Pete's sakes stop foaming at the mouth!'

Going to the prom in a group will be awesome, but no one gives you a corsage. Someone's at the door for you, Twig. Delivery. Careful. You'll ruin my makeup!

Wild West Prom Night

Two Children Talking.

'I'd hope she'd change before the prom.'

How was your eco prom? Great. Even the popular kids got into it and turned green. Congratulations. Thanks, dad. Did they have too much "punch"? It wasn't organic.