Child's Prom Night Prints

Pop in the 3rd movie. I used to like Kevin Costner. Brew the 5th pot of coffee. Fair trade: sleep for caffeine. Take turns as sentry. Do not ring. Do not ring. Do not ring

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Green Balloon

Blue Dress and Feather

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Malcolm Sargent

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

Parent Involvement Tip #1

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

"I'd like my son seated in the first row."

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

"We're not too concerned about him not graduating. We've only made it to tenth grade so we're already proud."

Summer Proms - then, now.

High School Prom Expenses

'There's a meeting at school tonight, Dad. The superintendent, the principal, the school board, and you.'

'I understand you are going to be my son's teacher this year. Let me start off by saying: I am so so sorry!'

'I really hope Mrs. Picasso comes to parents' night.'

How do you like my prom dress? What there is of it looks nice. It was Nana's Her dad let her wear it. And that was in the dark ages! Besides. I'm looking for a shawl or jacket. I've got just the one! See? Much better!

Waltz Crossing.

Shall I goeth to the Prom. Hey nonny nonny...'

"Sorry, he has this thing against children."