High School Prom Pillows

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

High School Prom Expenses

Blue Dress and Feather

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Jumping cheerleaders

'Where Are They Now?'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

Original punks go to reunion

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"Helen?"

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'

Prom 2020

Waltz Crossing.

"I can't go to our high school reunion, no one will recognize me...Hell, I don't recognize me!"

"My high-school reunion went very well, thank you."

Shall I goeth to the Prom. Hey nonny nonny...'