High School Dance Pillows

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Treble

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

Radiant, yet flammable.

'You dance like my mother.'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

High School Prom Expenses

"Now that's reality TV."

I'm having such a bad horn day! Oh, and there's Brad! He'll never ask me to the dance looking like this! Why, I'll bet he doesn't even know I exist!

"I was Mrs. Webb in my high-school production of 'Our Town.' Who were you?"

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

"I think the the students are going to like your buffet. The bread looks fresh...the potatoes look creamy...and the attendant looks heavenly!"

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

"We set the bar low here."

"We'll be catering the school dance!"

Riverdance school

Donovan always showed the ladies his license to kill on the dance floor.

"...Ease off a bit! watch that pillar! Slow down at this corner!..."

"There's got to be more to dating than just kissing your girlfriend goodbye. I just don't know what it would be."

'I can't go to the dance with you, Kevin. According to facebook, all the sports teams you root for are losers.'