School Dance Pillows

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

Why so blue? Global warming? I'm too shallow for that. I'm worried the glaciers will melt before I get a boyfriend. Look on the bright side

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Radiant, yet flammable.

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

I'm having such a bad horn day! Oh, and there's Brad! He'll never ask me to the dance looking like this! Why, I'll bet he doesn't even know I exist!

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

"I think the the students are going to like your buffet. The bread looks fresh...the potatoes look creamy...and the attendant looks heavenly!"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Leslie Caron.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"I made you a mixtape."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"I, TikTok."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Odette from Swan Lake

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Orchestra conductor

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Jumping cheerleaders

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Hooray for Bollywood!

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Interpretive napping