School Dance Mugs

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Radiant, yet flammable.

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

I'm having such a bad horn day! Oh, and there's Brad! He'll never ask me to the dance looking like this! Why, I'll bet he doesn't even know I exist!

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

"I think the the students are going to like your buffet. The bread looks fresh...the potatoes look creamy...and the attendant looks heavenly!"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"I made you a mixtape."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Odette from Swan Lake

Orchestra conductor

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Jumping cheerleaders

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Hooray for Bollywood!

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

Master's Degrees of the Universe

Broadway Moosical.

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

Moon

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform