Attending School Dance Mugs

"We'll be catering the school dance!"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Leaping

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

Treble

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

Radiant, yet flammable.

Ballet Audition. I think I've just witnessed the pollution of Swan Lake.

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

'This isn't the same since they started hiring college girls!'

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Can You Dance?

I'm having such a bad horn day! Oh, and there's Brad! He'll never ask me to the dance looking like this! Why, I'll bet he doesn't even know I exist!

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Do you want to go to the dance with me? Wow! I really would like to but it's too late. You have plans? No. So there isn't a problem. My parents are going to chaperone. I see the problem.

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

For high school guys who are apprehensive about pinning a corsage on their date comes 'Katie Corsage.'

"I think the the students are going to like your buffet. The bread looks fresh...the potatoes look creamy...and the attendant looks heavenly!"

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

Why so blue? Global warming? I'm too shallow for that. I'm worried the glaciers will melt before I get a boyfriend. Look on the bright side

Learning the Polka

"We set the bar low here."

Donovan always showed the ladies his license to kill on the dance floor.

"...Ease off a bit! watch that pillar! Slow down at this corner!..."

A Common Interest.

Limbo Dancing Association...

Riverdance school

'I can't go to the dance with you, Kevin. According to facebook, all the sports teams you root for are losers.'

If everyone brings their own cup and cloth napkin to our green dance