Attending School Dance T-Shirts

"We'll be catering the school dance!"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Leaping

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

Treble

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

Radiant, yet flammable.

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

'This isn't the same since they started hiring college girls!'

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Can You Dance?

I'm having such a bad horn day! Oh, and there's Brad! He'll never ask me to the dance looking like this! Why, I'll bet he doesn't even know I exist!

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

"I think the the students are going to like your buffet. The bread looks fresh...the potatoes look creamy...and the attendant looks heavenly!"

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

Learning the Polka

"We set the bar low here."

Donovan always showed the ladies his license to kill on the dance floor.

"...Ease off a bit! watch that pillar! Slow down at this corner!..."

A Common Interest.

Limbo Dancing Association...

Riverdance school

'I can't go to the dance with you, Kevin. According to facebook, all the sports teams you root for are losers.'

'I want you all to become under-achievers.'