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'I can't go to the dance with you, Kevin. According to facebook, all the sports teams you root for are losers.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Paul goes home for the holidays

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

King of Music.

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Radiant, yet flammable.

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Flautist

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'Dad's my roadie.'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

Giant cat at school open night.

"Give my kid a passing grade and you could be looking at many more nice apples."

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

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