School Dances Pillows

'I can't go to the dance with you, Kevin. According to facebook, all the sports teams you root for are losers.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Paul goes home for the holidays

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

King of Music.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Radiant, yet flammable.

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Flautist

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'Dad's my roadie.'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

Giant cat at school open night.

"Give my kid a passing grade and you could be looking at many more nice apples."

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

I'm having such a bad horn day! Oh, and there's Brad! He'll never ask me to the dance looking like this! Why, I'll bet he doesn't even know I exist!