School Dance Rejection Pillows

'I can't go to the dance with you, Kevin. According to facebook, all the sports teams you root for are losers.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

Radiant, yet flammable.

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

How's My Jiving?

'This isn't the same since they started hiring college girls!'

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

Good parenting.

I'm having such a bad horn day! Oh, and there's Brad! He'll never ask me to the dance looking like this! Why, I'll bet he doesn't even know I exist!

Do you want to go to the dance with me? Wow! I really would like to but it's too late. You have plans? No. So there isn't a problem. My parents are going to chaperone. I see the problem.

I wish I was as pretty as her...I could pull someone better...my dancing looks stupid...

Can You Dance?

Dancing with the Star Wars

Oh, sorry, I didn

For high school guys who are apprehensive about pinning a corsage on their date comes 'Katie Corsage.'

Throwing Away Music

"I think the the students are going to like your buffet. The bread looks fresh...the potatoes look creamy...and the attendant looks heavenly!"

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

Why so blue? Global warming? I'm too shallow for that. I'm worried the glaciers will melt before I get a boyfriend. Look on the bright side

"Really?! You are only interested in how well I dance? Wow you're shallow! Sorry, but it's not going to work out. . ."

'No one ever does the robot.'

"We set the bar low here."

"We'll be catering the school dance!"

'See, here's where you screwed up.'

'I'd hope she'd change before the prom.'

Riverdance school

Belly Dancing School

Clancy: Dancing

If everyone brings their own cup and cloth napkin to our green dance