Dance Student Pillows

'I want you all to become under-achievers.'

"We set the bar low here."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Turn, turn and turn.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Triangle

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I made you a mixtape."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

A little bird told me...

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Piano Keyboard

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Push for Disco...

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

Odette from Swan Lake

Fun (circa 1955)

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.