Preparing For A School Dance T-Shirts

For high school guys who are apprehensive about pinning a corsage on their date comes 'Katie Corsage.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Leaping

Treble

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

Ballet Audition. I think I've just witnessed the pollution of Swan Lake.

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

Radiant, yet flammable.

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

"I want to be whichever Disney princess is the most bad-assed."

Can You Dance?

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

Do you want to go to the dance with me? Wow! I really would like to but it's too late. You have plans? No. So there isn't a problem. My parents are going to chaperone. I see the problem.

I'm having such a bad horn day! Oh, and there's Brad! He'll never ask me to the dance looking like this! Why, I'll bet he doesn't even know I exist!

"I think the the students are going to like your buffet. The bread looks fresh...the potatoes look creamy...and the attendant looks heavenly!"

'The Elephant man discovers a zit'

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

Why so blue? Global warming? I'm too shallow for that. I'm worried the glaciers will melt before I get a boyfriend. Look on the bright side

Learning the Polka

"We'll be catering the school dance!"

"We set the bar low here."

A Common Interest.

Limbo Dancing Association...

Donovan always showed the ladies his license to kill on the dance floor.

Riverdance school

Agressive ballet teacher whipping at horror stricken young ballet dancers

If everyone brings their own cup and cloth napkin to our green dance