High School Dance Gifts

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Do you want to go to the dance with me? Wow! I really would like to but it's too late. You have plans? No. So there isn't a problem. My parents are going to chaperone. I see the problem.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Treble

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

Ballet Audition. I think I've just witnessed the pollution of Swan Lake.

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

Radiant, yet flammable.

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

'You dance like my mother.'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

High School Prom Expenses

I'm having such a bad horn day! Oh, and there's Brad! He'll never ask me to the dance looking like this! Why, I'll bet he doesn't even know I exist!

"Now that's reality TV."

"I was Mrs. Webb in my high-school production of 'Our Town.' Who were you?"

"I think the the students are going to like your buffet. The bread looks fresh...the potatoes look creamy...and the attendant looks heavenly!"

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

For high school guys who are apprehensive about pinning a corsage on their date comes 'Katie Corsage.'

Why so blue? Global warming? I'm too shallow for that. I'm worried the glaciers will melt before I get a boyfriend. Look on the bright side

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

"We'll be catering the school dance!"

"We set the bar low here."

Riverdance school

Donovan always showed the ladies his license to kill on the dance floor.

"...Ease off a bit! watch that pillar! Slow down at this corner!..."

"There's got to be more to dating than just kissing your girlfriend goodbye. I just don't know what it would be."