School Dance Organization Gifts

If everyone brings their own cup and cloth napkin to our green dance

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Treble

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

Can you help on our arts night for the environment? I'll be studying. Eco club. That's so short-sighted. I'm in 3 AP science classes. Someday I'll discover ways to organically eradicate pollution. Eco club. That's sooo long-sighted.

Ballet Audition. I think I've just witnessed the pollution of Swan Lake.

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

Radiant, yet flammable.

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Flute-a-licious.

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

'You dance like my mother.'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

Do you want to go to the dance with me? Wow! I really would like to but it's too late. You have plans? No. So there isn't a problem. My parents are going to chaperone. I see the problem.

I'm having such a bad horn day! Oh, and there's Brad! He'll never ask me to the dance looking like this! Why, I'll bet he doesn't even know I exist!

Ballet School. Director. I show up in the classes unexpectedly now and then just to keep them on their toes.

'Thanks, Peter Potterpoop!'

For high school guys who are apprehensive about pinning a corsage on their date comes 'Katie Corsage.'

Why so blue? Global warming? I'm too shallow for that. I'm worried the glaciers will melt before I get a boyfriend. Look on the bright side

"I think the the students are going to like your buffet. The bread looks fresh...the potatoes look creamy...and the attendant looks heavenly!"

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

'How about a cream pie? A cream pie might work.'

'If business doesn't pick up - we won't have a leg to stand on!'

George doesn't let his asthma get in the way of his playing the tuba in the school band.

'You're imaginary! Stop being here!

'Your teacher called and said the school concert tickets you sold me for $20 were free.'

"We'll be catering the school dance!"

"Sometimes I think they're worse than the students on the last day of school."

Riverdance school

This week on a very special. . . So you think you can Dance

"Martin! It's left wiggle, chasse, turn, jazz hands!"

'I can't go to the dance with you, Kevin. According to facebook, all the sports teams you root for are losers.'