Prom Night Gifts

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

Wild West Prom Night

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

Going to the prom in a group will be awesome, but no one gives you a corsage. Someone's at the door for you, Twig. Delivery. Careful. You'll ruin my makeup!

How was your eco prom? Great. Even the popular kids got into it and turned green. Congratulations. Thanks, dad. Did they have too much "punch"? It wasn't organic.

'...I'm glad you're excited about taking her out tonight - but for Pete's sakes stop foaming at the mouth!'

Waltz Crossing.

Let's make this prom memorable!

Blue Dress and Feather

Demure lady with gloves

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Toast at the Ball

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Malcolm Sargent

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'In the corporate world, I'm a survivor.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

"I'm afraid you're not quite the sort of duck-headed man we're looking for."

Radiant, yet flammable.

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"