Prom Nights Fan Gifts

Malcolm Sargent

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Blue Dress and Feather

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"Something from our wine list?"

Pop in the 3rd movie. I used to like Kevin Costner. Brew the 5th pot of coffee. Fair trade: sleep for caffeine. Take turns as sentry. Do not ring. Do not ring. Do not ring

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

High School Prom Expenses

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

Summer Proms - then, now.

Dirty Grazing.

"Do you really care or are you just being a good listener?"

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

Rapunzel on prom night.

Peg Party.

Date night between a Capricorn and Sagittarius.

Waltz Crossing.

Dancing

Fashion week

How do you like my prom dress? What there is of it looks nice. It was Nana's Her dad let her wear it. And that was in the dark ages! Besides. I'm looking for a shawl or jacket. I've got just the one! See? Much better!

'The lemon ice cream is delicious. What about yours?'

'The Maynards aren't practicing the rumba after all, Turns out there's a wasp's nest on their back porch,'

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."